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There are two wolves inside you

And a dragon, an otter, a sergal, and a robot

You spend a lot on ref sheets

my friend asked me for help to move stuff and I was like YEAH SURE but then my mom calls and tells me she needs me for something, so I told him I couldn't help and he was like "damn and my mom just ordered food for us!"

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I should figure out things other than “mood” to reply to @AzureHusky even though she constantly captures how I feel

With the caveat that I know nothing about the authors or journal, here’s an article blaming worsening traffic on Uber, Lyft, etc.

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Anyone who uses the phrase “the royal ‘we’” is banned from saying “singular ‘they’ doesn’t make sense”

Every time we have an all staff meeting, i haven't had co-host so i couldn't mute and stop video. This is different now, so i no longer need to see roller coasters and eaters and neither does anybody else in the call.

I bet the goblins behind Uber and Lyft are reeeeeeeeeeeally hoping people don't go back and study the Montgomery Bus boycott and think "hey, this would be even easier now that we all have cell phones."

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ice-lolly-tasted 🍦

Post-1998 technology denial.